The Sunday "Useless Zachary Trivia" Post
1. Evidently, three draft beers and a shot of some concoction called a "royal flush" is enough to make me very drunk anymore. Oh college days, where have ye gone?
2. I'm gay.
3. Clowns irk the living bejesus out of me, but bees petrify me. I'm better than I used to be, though. I used to drop everything and run away screaming at the sight of one. Now I just stand perfectly still and break out into a cold sweat.
2. I'm gay.
3. Clowns irk the living bejesus out of me, but bees petrify me. I'm better than I used to be, though. I used to drop everything and run away screaming at the sight of one. Now I just stand perfectly still and break out into a cold sweat.
posted by Zachary @ 10:46 PM
7 Comments:
I'm so proud of the progress you've made, Zac. Makes me totally ignore track 11. ;-)
And what is wrong with track 11, mister??
Just kidding, Zacky! Hit a nerve, did I...?
What isn't wrong with track 11?
Bees I can handle, rats I can not.
Track 11? Summer fun. Track 7? Cover your ears and run.
You're gay?
@ Oscar and David -- I distinctly remember sitting in 11th grade chemistry class, having never heard of Britney Spears or her first single, when my lab partner bursts out into the chorus while lighting a bunson burner. It's good shit.
@ Jason -- I dislike Zac Efron as much as the next guy, but Hairspray is one kickass musical.
@ Scott -- As if that night meant nothing to you!!!
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